HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE

One day, an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!

Dear Bo$,
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. i think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. i am $ure you will gue$ what i mean and re$pond to me a$ $oon a$ po$ible.

Your$ $incerely,
$ean
($upervisor)

Later, a letter received by employee from top manager

Dear Sean,
i kNOw you have been working very hard, but NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt earning any profit and just in zero ecoNOmic profit. Now, a lot of ecoNOmists are saying that the US may go into aNOther recession, after the NOvember presidential elections, things may turn bad. NO new buyers will buy our products then will affect our production and other departments. Then, you kNOw what happen later on. So, i have NOthing more to add. NOw, you kNOw what i mean

yours sincerely,
manager